Waggle Dance RanchDesigned for people who aren’t very good at sitting still.
The Ranch gym: a dumbbell rack along the left wall, two adjustable benches, an elliptical, an indoor cycling bike and a treadmill on black rubber flooring, a glass-door drinks fridge against the far wall, a colourful set of kettlebells beneath the nearest window, a white L-shaped corner bench in the far corner, and three tall windows on the right looking out at a large pecan tree in the circular drive

Indoors · The Gym

Twelve by fifteen.
Zero excuses.

A proper little gym inside the Ranch: free weights, three kinds of cardio and three tall windows looking straight out at the big pecan tree in the middle of the circular drive.

  • 12′ × 15′
  • Three windows on the pecan
  • Open whenever you are

The Gym

The pecan tree has seen your form.
It’s too polite to say anything.

What’s in it

Everything you need to undo the teppanyaki.

Rubber flooring underfoot, a 9-foot ceiling, a glass door to the outside and a pocket door through to the Mud Room.

Strength

A three-tier rack of rubber hex dumbbells along the north wall, two adjustable weight benches and a full, colour-coded set of kettlebells.

Cardio

A treadmill, an elliptical and an indoor cycling bike, so nobody has to wait their turn to suffer.

Stretch & recover

Yoga mats on a wall rack, a cushioned L-shaped storage bench tucked into the south-east corner and a drinks fridge to keep things cold between sets.

The view

Three tall windows on the south wall frame the big pecan in the centre of the circular drive.

Leg day at the Ranch:
squats, lunges, then a long sit in the Jacuzzi.

Recovery is part of the program. We checked.

Hold the Ranch, then hold the plank.

Want someone to count your reps? Add a personal trainer or a yoga instructor to the stay when you send your dates.