Room for the whole foursome, twice over.
Above ground on its own deck, heated year-round, private and away from the house.
Outside the Ranch
Outdoor play
Waggle Dance Ranch. Come discover other sports you didn’t know you were terrible at.
Courts, turf, water, firelight, and room to make a day of it. Everything is on the property, so the day never needs a car.
Signature
The Hurly Burly.
Seven hundred feet of very bad decisions, a 700-foot slip n slide that winds down the east side of the property, sweeps past the soccer field, and runs out on the grass just short of the pond. “Have you ridden the Hurly Burly yet?” is the question every arriving guest gets asked, and it is the single fastest way to turn a group of adults back into a group of fourteen-year-olds.
- Length700 feet, multiple turns, one long finish.
- Best hourLate afternoon, once the water has warmed.
Courts
Two pickleball courts and a half court.
Bring your favorite people. Discover their questionable sportsmanship.
Play doubles until the light goes, then shift to the half basketball court for a shooting contest nobody planned. Both surfaces sit together so spectators never have to move.
- PickleballTwo dedicated courts, paddles on site.
- BasketballHalf court alongside, regulation hoop.
Turf
A soccer field, for the group that still runs.
Full open turf with goals at both ends. It doubles as the landing zone for kickball, frisbee, dog laps, and anyone who wants to walk off dinner—and it is where the weekend's bet finally gets settled.
- SurfaceMown natural turf, goals at both ends.
- The deciderPenalty kick shootout, five a side.
- Also good forKickball, frisbee, long dog walks.
Short game
Chipping and putting, steps from the porch.
A practice green with real contour and multiple cups, so the wedge work happens between the fire pit and dinner rather than at a range twenty minutes away.
- GreenMultiple cups with genuine break.
- ApproachChipping from short grass and sand.
Cornhole
Boards on the lawn, bags in hand.
Two boards set out on the grass, a bucket of something cold between the chairs, and a game that anyone can play with one hand. Which is exactly why it is so humiliating when you don’t land a single bag.
- Set-upTwo boards and bags, on the lawn.
- Best playedOne-handed, drink in the other.
Water & recovery
Heat, then cold, then the fire.
The Jacuzzi and the plunge pods sit above ground on their own deck, in a private spot away from the house, with an open view across the meadow at sunset. The outdoor shower and a fire pit big enough for the whole group finish the loop.
Cold water, right beside the heat.
Above-ground pods on the same private deck, so contrast therapy never means a walk.
Rinse off before you come inside.
Rain head plus handheld, with hot water on demand.
Seating for the entire group at once.
Log-burning, with firewood delivered so nobody has to source it.
Dark sky, hot water, no screens.
Built for the hour after the fire dies down. A guide to the northern sky stands beside the tub, so you can find Polaris without leaving the water.
A walk that takes exactly as long as you want.
Fruit trees on one side, a standing wildflower meadow on the other.
The afternoon nap, brought back.
A hammock and an outdoor couch under the orchard canopy, for one of life’s most overlooked pleasures: sleeping outside in the shade.
Waggle Dance Ranch
Where trying counts.
Especially when it’s funny.
Ready to hold a weekend?
Check the calendar, pick your nights, and tell us what the group wants.